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"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?" - Quotes by Homer Simpson	364197
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES." - Quotes by Homer Simpson	362040
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" - Quotes by Homer Simpson	361765
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!" - Quotes by Homer Simpson	360501
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." - Quotes by Homer Simpson	360085
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight." - Quotes by Homer Simpson	360031
"Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own." - Quotes by Homer Simpson	358748
"Mmmm, Gummy-beer." - Quotes by Homer Simpson	355636
"The strong must protect the sweet" - Quotes by Homer Simpson	354666
"Mmmm, purple." - Quotes by Homer Simpson	354323

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