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"Although she was no longer a nun, she prayed out of habit." - Religion Quotes by Unknown	580
"Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away." - The Moon Quotes by Unknown	580
"Always and in every instance, someone can be found to disagree with whatever decision you make." - Arguments Quotes by Unknown	580
"Always be diplomatic before inserting a knife in your enemy's back." - Diplomats Quotes by Unknown	580
"Always be foolish, but never be stupid." - Fools Quotes by Unknown	580
"Always be suspicious of an associate who never finds fault with you." - Friends Quotes by Unknown	580
"Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set." - Life in Hell Quotes by Matt Groening	580
"Always remember, however, that there's usually a simpler and better way to do something than the first way that pops into your head." - TeXbook Quotes by Donald E. Knuth	580
"Always remember: Never use 'always' or 'never'." - Quotes by Jim Seymour	580
"Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score." - Winning Quotes by Marianne Espinosa Murphy	581

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