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<H1>Paul Tomko's Collection of Humorous Quotes</H1>
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Click
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here</A>
for a random quote.
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Top Ten</A>
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Ten Newest Quotes</A>
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Click
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here</A>
To join the 3000+ members in Paul Tomko's Humorous Quote of the Day Club. 
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To help in defraying the growing cost of the Humorous Quote Database.
please consider making a purchase at the
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Amazon Bookstore</A>. Now featuring
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Music</A>, toys and electronics as well!<BR> Note: Going straight to Amazon.com does
not generate any revenue for the Quote Database. In order to help out the
Humorous Quote database, you need to click through to Amazon.com from any of
the links on this site, and then make a purchase. Thank You!

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Search for Humorous Quotes
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There are now over 11000 quotes by over 2000 different authors in the database.
And it is growing every day!
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Thank you for making the Humorous Quote Page the most popular of all my web 
pages
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LINKS<BR><BR></font>
Visit
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Cyberquotations</A> for other famous and humorous quotes.
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